Welcome to my ADHD Brain

Population: me + 47 unfinished projects

This is the unfiltered, beautiful disaster version of me.

Date Ashish

Professional by day. Professional chaos goblin by night.

I design websites, obsess over fonts, and abandon side projects faster than I can name them. My love language is sending you voice notes at 3am about an idea that will "100% change everything".

Red Flags

  • • Will explain a random idea for 45 minutes straight
  • • Has 19 tabs open at all times
  • • Might vanish for 4 days to learn pottery

Green Flags

  • • Actually ships sometimes
  • • Weirdly good at explaining complicated stuff
  • • Will make you laugh during serious meetings

Beautiful Disasters

Unhinged Ideas

  • A productivity app that guilt trips you using your own mother's voice
  • AI that roasts your landing page in real time
  • A social network exclusively for people who quit things

Actually Shipped

  • Built 3 websites that are currently making their owners money
  • Taught digital marketing for a month before I got bored
  • Learned butchery for exactly 28 days. Still have the knives.

The Glorious Beater

My 17mpg war criminal of a car that somehow still runs.

This beautiful piece of shit has seen more drama than most people's relationships. It's slow, it's loud, and it has the structural integrity of wet cardboard. I love it more than most humans.

Current status: Still running on prayers and duct tape

Let's Make Something Stupid Together

Got a weird, chaotic, or slightly deranged idea? Perfect. I'm your guy.

Whether it's an unhinged project that might change the world or something completely useless but fun — if you're as crazy as I am, let's build it.